Are you sick of slaying Orcs? Are you so fed up to death of hitting the tavern in search of prime questing? Have you had it up to here with having to persuade the rest of the party to stop and rest so that you can memorize your spells? Are you sick of being a level 2 wizard and feeling as useless as a fart in a gale?
Are you just SO done with dragons, flagons, truncheons, dungeons, broadswords, long swords, great swords, bastard swords, two-handed swords, short swords, and all of the inherent dangers of running around with sharp and pointy things while hideous monsters try to stabbity the shit out of you until your HP hits zero?
And yet, you picky bastard, you still want to play tabletop RPGs?! You still want to chuck dice, experience narratives and have good times with your friends while pretending to be a person who isn’t you? You’re a traditional player, you say? Not into lighting ten candles or filling out flash cards or writing journals as game mechanics? Ok, how about this?
